YOUR FEEBLE BRAIN ISN'T READY FOR THIS.

UNCLE PHIL WAS THE VOICE OF HAROKU SAKI aka "SHREDDER" IN THE NINJA TURTLES CARTOON.

Skip to 1:33 and watch this.

BOOTIFUL

These boots, they're just. so. sexy.

If I wasn't all "Getting Married" and "Self Employed" I would keep these amazing boots for myself. Vintage, NEVER worn,  and SERIOUSLY, silver capped toes, star studs and chains, Black leather and a sexy heel?

DROOL. Click if you wanna buy them from WILDTHINGVINTAGE. 

Joan Jett herself would cut a bitch for these babies.