Oz.

OZ... Ya know, just a little light-hearted christmastime viewing.

How do I do that with my face?

Top Fashion Statements At the Black/Peck Wedding

The vintage 1950's runway jewelry my Aunt Sandy gave me as a present.

Thanks to Barbie's Basement Jewelry for custom-making Robin's Cufflinks!

He's the Ho with the Most- Style, that is. Gene Ho, now playing in Calgary.

My amazing Wig Lady/Healer/Witch Doctor Fina Kahn rocking some SURRRIOUS headwear. And owning it.

My Dad's vintage pewter Trout tie pin from the WILDTHINGVINTAGE Fairy.

A bride must always have appropriately teased hair.

Jeremy Wells, pride of Newfoundland and best flower gurrl ever.

My much-too adorable cousin Eric, and his awesome mom, my Aunt Sandra. I was the flower girl at her wedding many moons ago. My first public performance was at that wedding. I gave a stirring rendition of Skinna-marinkie-dinkie-dink.

John being way too cool for all this wedding shizz.

Ridiculous eye wear courtesy of the bride. Beautiful background and husband courtesy Mother Nature.

My David Dixon for Barbie shoes, which I promptly ruined in the snow.

pinterest moment.

Two of the most colorful girls I know and love, being colorful and lovely.

DIVAS. Never have a dance party or karaoke night without Cleopatra, Katrina, Kritty or Valerie. Those are really their names.

One half of Toronto's DJ queen team Bangs & Blush and one of my oldest friends, Miss Brittney Townson having a kodak moment.

Peter and Lorraine. Pre-peter going "Lord of the Dance" on us. These two could give us all a lesson on love-long distance and having the nicest apartment in town.

Kritty debuting her blonde locks. I actually had joyous shocked-face walking down the wedding aisle when I saw how great she looked! Also, I'm drunk now.

They came from Australia and New York, jut to meet each other on the dancefloor.

daytime TV used to be the BALLS.

Gaga Lasagna

Lady Gaga has NEVER ONCE apologized for wearing fur or meat, never once shown an IOTA of self doubt in any way. We love her because she has no apology, she was born this way.


BUT


The bitch gains 15 pounds and suddenly she's out there everywhere blaming food and giving us excuses for her appearance.


THAT SHIT AIN'T RIGHT. Be a role model, girl. Own it. Remember when you tweeted #popstarsdonteat? The 12 year old that read that is now 14. This is your chance to make it right to her. OWN YOUR BODY. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STAR ON THE PLANET.

The WEDDING!!!

So, I got hitched. I have photographic proof:
All in, the day was amazing, better than we could have hoped for. Our friends met our family, and dancing, singing and eating ensued. The midnight Chili bar was a hit, karaoke was sung, and NINJA TURTLE WEDDING CAKE was eaten!